The Week in Review
January 15, 2005 § 5 Comments
Received call from Ada informing me that Open Da Night (aka Café Olympico) was on fire. Felt sad for remainder of day.
Spent hours at university library trying to find non-existent books. Quietly cursed university, library, and employees of both.
Woke up to Montreal Gazette headline: “Quebec Primed for Full Smoking Ban.” Chain-smoked five cigarettes in protest; blistering rant forthcoming.
Accepted Oblivia’s invitation to join YULBlog.
Got blissfully drunk after day of unproductive meetings. Briefly fantasized about sleeping with obscenely young bartender; promptly cut myself off and staggered home.
Spoke with schizophrenic brother for first time in two years. Expect next call in three to four months.
Formulated psychoanalytic theory based entirely on Sesame Street characters Ernie and Bert with Arit. Embarked on project to reclaim my inner Ernie. Will begin by eating cookies in bed.