Quotes of the Day

July 28, 2005 § 3 Comments

“I’m an ignorant art brat.” — The Hipless Boy

“In matters of the heart, I am little better than an eel.” — D.

“Research has found that monkeys display a level of empathy, which puts them higher on the evolutionary scale than Karl Rove.” — Bob

“Man, if you can get off for only 69 cents, you’re doing pretty well for yourself. . .” — Khansahib

“For once I am going to spend my money on something more concrete than a hangover.” — Septima

“It’s been 3 months – I need a man.
Oops! Where did that come from?” — Maz


§ 3 Responses to Quotes of the Day

  • g_pi says:

    This comes from our Damian over at Cracker….

    He was describing the reaction he got from a reader who objected to his politics:

    “Apparently not only am I a lefty, but also (and I quote):

    “…an ugly four-eyed cock-biting fuckwit.”

    Obviously he missed my post on the laser eye surgery. These days I’m only a two-eyed cock-biting fuckwit.”

    It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

  • Vila H. says:

    It certainly does! I remain stubbornly in the four-eyed camp myself, but it’s still nice to know that there are other fuckwits about.

    BTW, I learned earlier today that you’re becoming acquainted with some friends of mine at a company that shall remain nameless. So that’s your new job, eh?

  • g_pi says:

    How intriguing…! It’s a small world, innit?? Details, please….

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