Drum roll, please…

January 1, 2006 § 4 Comments

Now that my hangover has subsided, my New Year’s resolutions:

  • I will not diet or take up yoga in 2006, nor will I make a feeble effort to learn a new language.
  • I will, however, bone up on my French by reading ni.vu.ni.connu regularly.
  • I plan to consume more or less the same amount of alcohol in 2006 as I did in 2005, although I could stand to drink slightly more coffee.
  • I have absolutely no intention of quitting smoking.
  • I will not read In Search of Lost Time or Finnegan’s Wake this year, and I almost certainly will not read anything by Tolstoy.
  • I will update my blogroll. Eventually.
  • I will produce a porn zine with Alice, which will take this year’s Expozine by storm.
  • I will have at least one tawdry affair in 2006, and this time I will blog about it.
  • I will not find my soul mate, my life path, or my calling, but I will find a nice pair of shoes.
  • I will finish my synthesis paper, and then I will kiss everyone I know.
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§ 4 Responses to Drum roll, please…

  • Martine says:

    Well in this case I better make the resolution of posting in French more often! ;-)

  • Vila H. says:

    I assure you, Martine, it’s a pleasure in any language…

  • Anonymous says:

    While _Finnegan_ can probably wait until until you are a person of endless leisure and absolute pretentiousness, and Proust until absolute leisure, Tolstoy is good old nineteenth-century soap opera to which you might want to leave open an escape hatch in 2006.

    J

  • Alice says:

    Yeah for Porn!

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