July 25, 2007 § 10 Comments
Obesity is “contagious.” It is spread from person to person “like a virus.” The best way to avoid becoming obese is “avoid having fat friends.”
I am not making this shit up. See? Passive obesity! But of course!
(Sighs.) I realize that I am stating the obvious, but we are so far beyond fucked that fucked is utopia by comparison.
Or, maybe I’m just tired.